For the record

It's official. I really am an asshole.

For the record, this is why.

This time, I didn't outright copy & paste like I did the last time. Instead, I paraphrased a few sentences. But in such a manner that I'm actually committing plagiarism because I'm not properly attributing my source. And then, I actually also did just outright copy & paste entire sentences verbatim. But this time I interspersed little bits of my own clever commentary in between. Yeah. I'm that good.

And yeah, I actually did it. I compared Apple's acquisition of NeXT to the Nazis taking power in 1933 Germany. I really am that dense - well, actually, smart. Because I'm the only person who sees the obvious parallels here between gassing millions of people and a company merging with another. The rest of you idiots and morons are like blind mice.

So sue me.