Kool-Aid, riot police and Adolf Hitler

I'm sorry but I just can't let it go. I'm sick and tired of these stupid Apple Cultists, these Maccie fanboy beige shirt wearing hysterical lunatic Kool-Aid gulping shitheads who won't discuss the Cross Platform Bait & Switch™ (damn, I really am getting good at coining these clever terms, aren't I?).

I know I wrote once that Gil Amelio is my Grinch Who Stole Christmas. But let's face it: he was both a financial and managerial genius. Because he wanted to support cross platform. Obviously, he was purged during the Steve Jobs putsch in 1997. Given that Apple's share price was hovering somewhere between $3-$9 during that year, I really don't get why they got rid of this talented asset to Apple. Clearly, his strategy made far more sense than anything that idiot Jobs has done since. Bringing AAPL all the way to $199.83. Unbelievable. That stupid fuck who got rid of cross platform. Why do Apple stockholders put up with this bullshit?

I need Mac OS X to run on every piece of PC hardware being produced today. I produce a set of over ninety really useful UNIX tools for professionals. Because I have yet to sell a single copy of my wonderful $89 package, I think I am quite qualified to note that the Mac platform as it stands today, limited to Apple hardware, does not represent a sustainable platform. It has to do with this, not the fact that my software looks like bovine excrement and is about as useful to anyone as a shitlog floating down the Mississippi. Because my software is great and really useful. Especially that file browser for advanced people.

Apple shouldn't worry about what makes financial sense. They should feel compassion for their fellow human beings and charitably make their operating system available on all hardware. But a cult would never understand this supreme logic of mine.

It reminds me a lot of 1930s Germany when Adolf Hitler murdered people for speaking out and objecting to his rule. It's essentially exactly like these Maccie fanboy cultists who can't stand someone who doesn't drink the Kool-Aid. I'm the victim here and the Landed Gentry of Mac Development™ are the Nazis. (Yes, I actually - again - am comparing points of contention surrounding a computer hardware and software company to Nazi Germany... wait... you mean you don't see the obvious parallels? Then you're a stupid idiot and a Hitler-loving asshole.)

Since most of you are too stupid to get this because only I am advanced enough to understand, you'll probably just accuse me of rambling a bunch of nonsense. But I don't care. I consult for famous companies. I'm an advanced professional.

That's all, shitheads.