Sales surge

Not only am I a one-man constellation of programmers, geniuses, and consultants with hundreds of famous clients around the globe, I sell this really excellent set of tools for Apple professionals. It's ACP and it's available for just $89. It includes over ninety really useful tools for UNIX professionals.

Since I noticed a few members of the Landed Gentry of Mac Development™ participated in this MacSanta thing and then posted their holiday sales results, I figured I'd do the same. Because the Landed Gentry are a constellation of idiots and morons and you'll learn a lot more from a true professional who actually understands the software industry. I make a really popular and great file browser that everybody who isn't a brain-dead moron uses. As essentially everyone excluding yours truly is batshit insane and, worse, just plain stupid, that does leave precious few paying customers for my most excellent, award-winning package of advanced professional UNIX tools.

So what I did was order 100 copies of ACP myself over the holiday period. Meaning I generated $8900 in sales just this Christmas alone. That's pretty damned good.