Cryphone SDK

Looks like some of the clowns in the Landed Gentry of Mac Development™ have been spending time on Twitter lately whining and crying about not being accepted into the iPhone developer program. Remember that twirp with the red sweater whose software got four bournt toasts in my thorough review? Is there still any question why he's not in the iPhone program? The Technological™ among us, clearly, know the real reason behind his rejection.

And we here in this Constellation of Unix Professionals and Mac Development Experts of ours, of course, have already ported our suite of professional tools to the iPhone. We will also be doing iPhone consulting for hundreds of really famous companies because we're the smartest iPhone developers on the planet. Where by "we" I, of course, really mean "I."