iRuined

Although I did state in a previous post that we would be doing iPhone SDK consulting for hundreds of really famous companies and that the Constellation™ here has already ported our wonderful tools for Unix professionals to this platform, I feel compelled to point out that I believe the entire iPhone SDK developer program blows dog chunks. Only a Kool-Aid drinker would think this Hitlerian-style software dictatorship Apple has proposed is actually a good thing.

Beyond that, the fact is, Apple is simply ruining Mac OS X (and consequently iPhone OS). And it's not even their operating system (despite the fact that it actually is, it really isn't). The Cupertinian staggeringly unparalleled total incompetence is absolutely mind-boggling. How do these idiots even call themselves engineers? Apple's market share is so insignificant it has steadily been rising over the past years. They've been making more money than ever and as such will be going down in flames shortly. Nobody takes this company seriously anymore, especially not the major players (case-in-point: The Constellation of Professional Mac Developers™ here at Fake Rixstep).