Sunday, April 13, 2008

The Apple Reich

Since the comparison of Apple Inc to Hitler's Third Reich is just so apt, I just wanted to jot down a few quick notes of witty commentary before I forget my brief stroke of genius:

1) John Gruber is the Heinrich Himmler of Mac Fanboyism™.
2) Stepwise is Josef Goebbels, what with all the twisting around of words and slamming this Constellation of Advanced Professionals™ here at Fake Rixstep™. Just like the Nazi propaganda machine has done.
2) Steve Jobs is, of course, Adolf Hitler.
3) And Apple has ruined NeXT.

Now, excuse me, while I get back to my hundreds of really famous clients awaiting my professional expertise.